ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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