Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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