? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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