I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
