if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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