Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I distinctly recall there being a "I can't be dead 2maro" stipulation to going out last night. There's been a breech of contract
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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