If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
You know you have an interesting job when you go to work and have to Google search "How to get poop out of a dryer".
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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