I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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