Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
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