mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Dude they're making a condom for people who have no feeling in their penises that will make them able to have an orgasm. I love science
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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