I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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