just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I looked at the bar tab this morning. The bartender added a $25 'customer asshole fee'. I have no grounds to dispute it.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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