i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Woke up backwards on a recliner
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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