Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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