Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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