I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
My sole motivation for showering this morning was to masturbate. Something is wrong here...
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You rubbed a frozen pizza in my face. The concerning part was that it was semi cooked from our body heat
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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