Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I've fallen from my one moral pedestal
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
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