Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
God if that man would just have sex with me every time I got mad life would be so much easier...
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
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