i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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