did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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