White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I'm about 40% drunk. You know, not drunk enough to light the bar on fire, but drunk enough to let the cougar hit on me.
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