i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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