i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
My ex's psycho new girlfriend found my vibrator I forgot at his place. Apparently she didn't find it as funny as I did. 😂
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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