He asked to "fluff my boner.."
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
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