hell yes lets make some ravioli
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
so my dad walked in on us having sex
lulz really? why?
lets just say he wont be answering to 'daddy' for a loooooong time
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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