I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
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