i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Non-Jews are for practice
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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