How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
She was covered in mud grabbed my crotch and said see that handprint that means I called dibs
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?
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