? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
what has become of my life if the best thing thats happened to me this week is that i discovered my cleavage as the best hiding spot ever for weed.
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
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