Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
I broke stuart's oven and showed up to the party with a squirrel.
After you vomited on the patrol car, you thanked the officer for helping you up off the ground. I don't think you realized you were being arrested.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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