Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I'm drinking screwdrivers in the pool naked. Call 911 if I don't check in regularly
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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