Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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