is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
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