Soap is not a condiment
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
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