so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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