Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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