His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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