Three words: puerto rican gang bang
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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