All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
He gave me the "find somebody who wants to date you for who you are" speech while I walked around the house asking people for pants.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
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