just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
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