I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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