already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Well. We had sex and then watched 6 episodes of Dateline NBC together; only breaking the silence to make disapproving noises at shotty police work. So basically yea I'm gonna marry him.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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