A little boy walked by his parents room one night, looked through the keyhole, and said "and that bitch tells me to stop sucking my thumb!"
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
Randomize
