I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I just love that it's Veterans Day because I know in my heart that I have serviced some of their brethren in the dirtiest, hottest, most shameful ways possible.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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