Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
farters have to be the big spoon...
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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