the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
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