You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
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