Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Worse: texted mom-in-law by mistake that I sharted.
Worser: she offered to clean me up
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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