Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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