He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
Randomize
