do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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