can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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