We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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