I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
A woman with Alzheimer's pointed at me and said, "Don't forget to wear socks, because you're a lady!" I think it's legit advice.
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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