so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
