Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
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