ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
he fucked my hip out of place.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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