i can't believe i had my finger in that
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I was sitting here smiling wondering why i'm so fucking happy at work. cookie has kicked in
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I love you. Go after that dick
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