i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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