I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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