question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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